forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
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we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
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Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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