You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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