I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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