I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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