i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
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Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
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Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
You need a sexual gate keeper
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
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