i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
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