you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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