The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
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