hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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