It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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