3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
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There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
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Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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