Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Randomize
