Whod you bang
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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