OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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