butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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