is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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