I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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