Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
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God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
They took my balls.
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
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he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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