have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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