belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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