I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
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There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
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When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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