So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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