He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
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Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
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And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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