I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
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this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Vodka?
Forever.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
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We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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