that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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