I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Are my feet made of real feet?
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
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