VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
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I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
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I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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