I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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