a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
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Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
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A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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