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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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