No awkward lesbian experiences without me
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
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Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
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there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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