IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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