Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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