oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
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OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
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You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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