They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
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i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
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I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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