My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
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