Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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