in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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