Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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