Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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