Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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