you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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