The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I just want to make out with him forever
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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