Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
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you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
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Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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