sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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