its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
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I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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