hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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