So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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