Christians are straight up FREAKS
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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