Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
are you so shy because you have an std?
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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