so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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