its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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