I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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